Just Plain Foolish

Just a chance for an old-fashioned, simple storyteller to say what needs to be said.

Wednesday, May 31, 2006



Yes, indeed, you too can buy, buy, BUY some more salvation in your life! Right now, you are probably eating your pancakes without a thought of putting some Anglo-hippie looking guy claiming to be a Nazarene Jew on the surface of them. This means your pancakes, grilled cheese sandwiches, and other fried goods are not properly BRANDED for Heaven!

I'm going to go have a drink of water and lie down now. My poor, doomed, pancakes will just have to cope with being fried in the same pan I've fried them in for a decade. Once the weekend starts, they'll be joined by strawberries that God inexplicably failed to brand with the hippie guy, and we'll all still be here, unbranded and quiet. Man, am I looking forward to meeting.


Blogger Little Black Car said...

Good grief. I used to think my dad was a genius for pooling three puddles of batter to make Mickey Mouse pancakes. Yeesh.

6/01/2006 9:10 AM  
Blogger Lorcan said...



6/02/2006 6:27 PM  
Blogger Paula said...

Actually, he looks like my husband. Now there's a novel way to show my devotion.


6/04/2006 12:50 PM  
Blogger Plain Foolish said...

Oh, Paula, you made me laugh until I started coughing and my husband wondered what was going on.

6/04/2006 1:21 PM  

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