Oy. Just... Oy.

Supermodels for Christ? Wha?

Um... This is almost as mindboggling as the "Jesus" pan. (Yes, you, too can brand your fried goods with a hippie looking guy!) How about helping girls to find their unique voices in the sea of conformity that is American youth culture? Nah. Give 'em makeup tips and tell them that it's how to avoid going to Hell. That's the ticket. On second thought, pass the Jesus pancakes. I think they taste better than the Jesus makeup tips.